A pokerface for pooping during a Zoom call. For the sake of decent society, you have to carefully arrange your facial expression so that it's not obvious that you're downloading more than just video data.
Tony: The Thai food came back with a vengeance during the quarterly meeting. I don't think anyone noticed that I was on the toilet.
Fonzi: Ooohh is that why you were straining and staring into space? We thought you were mad! You've got a pretty good pookerface!
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.