Poohfail 

Poohfail: Is a derogative term used instead of "F**k It" or when something is bad!
The word orginates in a small town in Cambridgeshire England, after an instead in the local supermarket. It is said that whilst working, two shop assistants keep dropping products and makeing accidentally causeing one to say "pooh" and another to say "we fail at work today mate". One of the workers then when on to say, "we poohfail at work today"
The word is most commonly used when something fails or goes wrong.

Example for the word would be after something has failed or gone wrong I.E: Man drops box, "Ah that was a poohfail"
"I've poohfailed at my course work"
"My life if such a poohfail"

Poohfail by Lucaldo April 13, 2010

poopfail 

to fail in such a way as to turn your life to poop

"Simply waking this AM was an Epic Poopfail"

poopfail by Browns Poopfail December 31, 2013

POOTFAIL. 

When you try to poot, but instead a poop comes out.

A shart.

Samantha: Dang, I thought I had a huge poot coming, but then I sharted.
Sebastan: POOTFAIL.

POOTFAIL. by withsebastian April 19, 2009

poohnails 

When ya betch is just plain nasty head to poohnails. when dem crusty crusts been looking like horse shit, with literal horse shit up under his/her nails.

"don't date her, she poonails"

"you think you fly fam? you got poohnails

poohnails by soyty August 18, 2016