Definitions by withsebastian

POOTFAIL. 

When you try to poot, but instead a poop comes out.

A shart.

Samantha: Dang, I thought I had a huge poot coming, but then I sharted.
Sebastan: POOTFAIL.

POOTFAIL. by withsebastian April 19, 2009

FRIENDFAIL 

When you are let down by a friend.

Sebastian: (something really funny)

...

Sebastian: am i here?

Samantha: dang, i stepped away.

...

Sebastian: am i here? you were supposed to laugh hysterically.
Samantha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sebastian: FRIENDFAIL

FRIENDFAIL by withsebastian April 19, 2009

LAIRFAIL 

When you want to hang out with your roommate, but he/she has locked themselves in their room to study for days.

Samantha: Where's Citti?
Sebastian: Oh, she's been studying in her lair for days.
Samantha: LAIRFAIL.

LAIRFAIL by withsebastian April 19, 2009

GAMEFAIL 

When you can't stop losing the game, and you need something faster to type than "I LOST THE GAME."

Samantha: GAMEFAIL.
Sebastian: EFF.

GAMEFAIL by withsebastian April 19, 2009

meekakitty 

Meekakitty is a youtube celebrity who's real name is Tessa. She is the queen of jump cuts, she has a huge collection of fake glasses, and she always loses the game. Her favorite game on iminlikewithyou.com is Blockles. She is currently modeling in Thailand.

Have you heard? Meekakitty just got parterned on YouTube.

meekakitty by withsebastian February 8, 2009