LAIRFAIL

When you want to hang out with your roommate, but he/she has locked themselves in their room to study for days.

Samantha: Where's Citti?
Sebastian: Oh, she's been studying in her lair for days.
Samantha: LAIRFAIL.

by withsebastian April 19, 2009

FRIENDFAIL

When you are let down by a friend.

Sebastian: (something really funny)

...

Sebastian: am i here?

Samantha: dang, i stepped away.

...

Sebastian: am i here? you were supposed to laugh hysterically.
Samantha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sebastian: FRIENDFAIL

by withsebastian April 19, 2009

meekakitty

Meekakitty is a youtube celebrity who's real name is Tessa. She is the queen of jump cuts, she has a huge collection of fake glasses, and she always loses the game. Her favorite game on iminlikewithyou.com is Blockles. She is currently modeling in Thailand.

Have you heard? Meekakitty just got parterned on YouTube.

by withsebastian February 08, 2009

POOTFAIL.

When you try to poot, but instead a poop comes out.

A shart.

Samantha: Dang, I thought I had a huge poot coming, but then I sharted.
Sebastan: POOTFAIL.

by withsebastian April 19, 2009

GAMEFAIL

When you can't stop losing the game, and you need something faster to type than "I LOST THE GAME."

Samantha: GAMEFAIL.
Sebastian: EFF.

by withsebastian April 19, 2009