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Poofus
Poofus is A cat with alot of crazyness she likes coffee, curlers and Monsters her fav thing to do is hail Curler Christ
Poofus by Ateez best Group January 27, 2021
poofus
poofus by poofus eater September 11, 2010
Rufus Poofus Mc.Duffus
This is a girl or boy who fakes his LGBTQ identity to get into sleepovers of the opposite sex and perv on them.
Person A:Did you here about that time Jamal lied about being gay to get into Vicky’s sleepover?
Person B: OMG what a Rufus Poofus Mc.duffus
Person B: OMG what a Rufus Poofus Mc.duffus
Rufus Poofus Mc.Duffus by marvel jack November 24, 2018
Profusioning
PROFUSION: lavish expenditure; extravagance: the quality or state of being profuse;
great quantity; lavish display supply abundance "snow falling in profusion aka sweat falling in profusion"
PERSPIRATION: Sweating is the release of a salty liquid from the body's sweat glands.
Sweating is an essential function that helps your body stay cool. Sweat is commonly found under
the arms, feet, palms of hands, private areas and MOST unattractively on the forehead.
ING: One of a specified kind: "sweating"
great quantity; lavish display supply abundance "snow falling in profusion aka sweat falling in profusion"
PERSPIRATION: Sweating is the release of a salty liquid from the body's sweat glands.
Sweating is an essential function that helps your body stay cool. Sweat is commonly found under
the arms, feet, palms of hands, private areas and MOST unattractively on the forehead.
ING: One of a specified kind: "sweating"
While dancing in the gay night club rolling on molly until 5,6,7 or 8AM causes extreme = Profusioning
While having long periods of gay and/or straight hot one/on/one sex or groups will cause extreme = Profusioning
"He was profusioning all over me last night, he tasted so yummyness."
"We were profusioning hard at the beach today"
"O.M.G. Gurlfriend, I am profusioning, look at my lavish display of sweatness, hurry bitch I need a fucking tissue."
"Fuck dude, she is so hot my balls are profusioning."
"Fuck dude, he is so hot]my ass is profusioning"
"I live in Houston bitch, we are profusioning every damn day."
"Damn gurl, turn the a/c on, I'm profusioning all up in here."
While having long periods of gay and/or straight hot one/on/one sex or groups will cause extreme = Profusioning
"He was profusioning all over me last night, he tasted so yummyness."
"We were profusioning hard at the beach today"
"O.M.G. Gurlfriend, I am profusioning, look at my lavish display of sweatness, hurry bitch I need a fucking tissue."
"Fuck dude, she is so hot my balls are profusioning."
"Fuck dude, he is so hot]my ass is profusioning"
"I live in Houston bitch, we are profusioning every damn day."
"Damn gurl, turn the a/c on, I'm profusioning all up in here."
Profusioning by lol_victoria26 June 12, 2013
Poofesure
An angry gamer that smashes things when losing a game for the millionth time, most notably, limited edition Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside.
Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*
Poofesure by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022
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