Man, I used to like hanging out with Dave but ever since he started dating that hot chick he's gone kanye. It's like all he can talk about is how great he is.
by zachfree October 25, 2013
by zachfree December 21, 2010
chat cranky: when you unintentionally come across as agitated in an online chat or text message conversation
Kerry: Did you notice how Bill was pissed off today?
Darlene: He seemed fine when I talked to him...
Kerry: Well he said in a chat -
Darlene: Hold on a sec. He might have just been chat cranky.
Darlene: He seemed fine when I talked to him...
Kerry: Well he said in a chat -
Darlene: Hold on a sec. He might have just been chat cranky.
by zachfree November 02, 2011
A person so invested in a specific topic that any time the subject is breached they ruin the conversation by picking apart banal minutiae for an extended period of time
Tom: "What did you think about Inception?"
Rick: "Oh God, don't bring it up. I just listened to two gooches talk about totems for hours..."
Rick: "Oh God, don't bring it up. I just listened to two gooches talk about totems for hours..."
by zachfree January 28, 2011
The act of lurking just outside the bathroom door when another person is using it, usually accompanied by some attention-seeking noise or behavior, ensuring that that person will acknowledge your presence and hurry up.
by zachfree August 14, 2011
poorly maintained pubic hair
"I'll need some extra time getting ready. I've gotta trim my poofus on the slim chance that I get laid tonight."
by zachfree July 14, 2012