Poolunk

The act or consequence of pooping standing up.

Somebody peed on the seat... So I had to poolunk it.

Hey, man... I gotta go take a dump in the woods... Poolunk style.

by Narmos August 13, 2008

Poolung

Lungs in the shape of turds. Also meaning lungs that are no longer functioning. It is also a term used to signal when someone has finally lost all sanity. Term used to express your anger, e.g. You fucking poolung.

"By god, your x-ray shows some turds in your chest!?"
"I'm sorry...but your husband has poolung."
Me- "Poolung!"
Random stranger 1- "Did he say 'poolung'?"
Random stranger 2- "Uh...yeah."
Random stranger 1- "Dear god, he's crazy."
Random stranger 2- "Hey, you, stop being crazy or i'll kick you hard"
Me- "You fucking poolung!"

by Mr.Plasticiiiine May 28, 2003

poodunk

Small, hairy creatures resembling the trolls of world-wide mythology. The poodunk generally stands approximately 1-1.5 feet tall and is covered with coarse, grungy fur on every part of it's body except the hands, feet, and face. Poodunks can be found lurking in dark corners of rooms and are believed to be the cause of many mischevious acts that are otherwise unexplainable.

"Looks like a poodunk got ahold of my painting, its torn to shreds."

by The_Poodunk_Overlord May 24, 2004

Poofunk

A very stinky smell

"Oh man! That marker smells like poofunk!"

by DaniLee August 19, 2008

Poolurk

Poop that hasn’t been removed from the toilet in over 1 day

I went to my friends house and there was poolurk in both of his toilets

by doing this for fun April 27, 2024