pooholio 

A combination of poo bearing it and cornholio from beta is and butt head

I have to move.

Why ?

I got kicked out for pooholio at the pool.

Dude fucking legend !

pooholio by PudPower April 23, 2023

poopolio 

When your legs go numb from sitting on the toilet for too long

I spent 30 minutes taking a dump and now I can't feel my legs! Must be poopolio.

poopolio by Zaiterade December 9, 2013

Poofolio 

It's the collection of poop pictures that you store on your cell phone from all of your friends that send you pictures of their poop. It's something to be proud of, but could get kinda weird if you lose your phone.

Jeff: Hows your poofolio coming along?
Kyle: its strong, but lookin for some mud monkeys to really impress my friends
Jeff: theres no such thing as a shitty poofolio

Poofolio by ky'el August 19, 2009

Poofolio 

The elaborate list of a Poofolist that has purposely gone out of one’s way to shit in multiple new locations while in public.

Tom: hey man how’s that Poofolio?
Steve: ya know what Tom it’s really going swimmingly, I’ve added HomeDepot and Walgreens this week alone.

Poofolio by Muffmaster6969 January 5, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019