Poodancing
When you really need to poo but someone is in the bathroom so you try to hold it so hard that you start dancing
Poodancing by Rainbowsparklewee January 6, 2017
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Poodanking
The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.
Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.
Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.
I'll never poodank again!
Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........
Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........
Poodanking by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008
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Stealthie
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