Poocho 

A nickname for a guy with a pooch (a gut)

Look at Felipe Poocho over there with his gut hanging out.

Poocho by Megan Poocha December 1, 2009

Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

Moldy Poncho

Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.

My girl was being a trick ass trick so I hooked her up with a moldy poncho.

Moldy Poncho by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010

Poohoohoo 

A shout of laughter, usually towards one's misfortune.

That noob got owned! POOHOOHOO!

Poohoohoo by THE VENONAT November 3, 2011

Podochowdown

A buss as fuck chick-fil-a sandwich seductively topped with a slimy fat lardy mac and cheese and a greasy large fry. can be shortened to: Podochodo.

now a product of podochodo enterprises

ORIGIN:

created by chodo paola cosculluela.

Resulted in the creation of “LOS CHODOS”

i’m gonna hornswoggle the fuck out of that podochowdown.

that podochowdown is a fat petri dish for a new spawn of a fat lardy covid.

Podochowdown by podo llc April 25, 2022

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

Pit Pooch 

The pocket of fat that accrues on the area of women's arms right by the pit area. It is very noticeable in bathing suits and sleeveless dresses.

We need to re-take that picture. This time put your hand on your hip so we don't see your PIT POOCH.

Pit Pooch by RGP_SBL April 5, 2011