Poo-tard 

Someone who takes a retardedly long time to take a dump.

We had to pause the movie cause Steve was a Pootard.

Poo-tard by Moik May 13, 2005

poo tard 

i little bitch that thinks they’re always right

monica: “kassidi was such a poo tard yesterday”

lexi: “ i know right, she wouldn’t shut up on how the earth is flat”

poo tard by frick kassidi March 17, 2019

pootarded 

Somebody with shit for brains.

President Bush is pootarded.

pootarded by blikenfoutham August 14, 2009

Pootard 

Someone who can not study with other people because they will lose concentration

Andrew couldn't study with the group today beause he is a pootard.

Pootard by kathnobath July 12, 2009

Pootard 

Whenever someone defacates in someone else's backyard, than rubs their face in it and goes into that persons house and kisses the mans wife.

My wife got raped by that damned pootard!!!

Pootard by twitch___ March 10, 2005

Pootardy 

When you're shitting your guts out after eating the school lunch and can't make it to class in time.

Steve didn't listen when I told him not to eat the shiny roast beef and now he's pootardyfor class.

Pootardy by asteamsd March 30, 2014