Definitions by twitch___

Pootard 

Whenever someone defacates in someone else's backyard, than rubs their face in it and goes into that persons house and kisses the mans wife.

My wife got raped by that damned pootard!!!

Pootard by twitch___ March 10, 2005

sement 

When you splooge on a girl on any part of her body and she doesnt wash it off in time. It hardens like cement and she cries because her mom sees.

I put sement on trisha's face, and she was very upset when it didn't come off in time for school the next day.

sement by twitch___ March 10, 2005