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Poo Slap 

When you are having sex with a girl and you see it fit to poo on her chest. This is followed by giving that poo a full-handed slap to spread it efficently ovr her body.
Blimey, I gave Jenny a right old fashioned poo slap
Poo Slap by BaloghGabor December 19, 2008
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Poo Slap 

When you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.
'Oh man, I just got totally poo slapped when I went into that toilet'.
Poo Slap by milesinfront October 21, 2011

Poo slap 

The sound when a massive piece of feces hits the rim of the toilet rather than the water below. Creating a slap sound.
'Explain the shit stains on the toilet'

'Sorry i was poo slapping'
Poo slap by StayFrostii October 11, 2011

slap poo 

when you have a dangly poo and instead of letting it drop you slap it off its hinges into the wall
slap poo by jeff the weirdo June 21, 2020
a forcefull back hand slap similar to the pimpslap, except you hand is covered in ass crack clay.
my hoe told me she wanted me to quit pimping her out to all my uncles, and neighbors, so i pooslapped the bitch, shouted "YOU BEST RECONIZE!"... she got the message
pooslap by bizz March 5, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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