Farewell Kiss

When dropping a large poo causes a splash which wets your anus.
That terd just gave me a farewell kiss!
by milesinfront October 26, 2011
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Poo Slap

When you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.
'Oh man, I just got totally poo slapped when I went into that toilet'.
by milesinfront October 21, 2011
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