Definitions by milesinfront

Farewell Kiss

When dropping a large poo causes a splash which wets your anus.

That terd just gave me a farewell kiss!

Farewell Kiss by milesinfront October 25, 2011

Poo Slap 

When you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.

'Oh man, I just got totally poo slapped when I went into that toilet'.

Poo Slap by milesinfront October 21, 2011