poo particles

The very thing that is offensive about farting. It's the reason you can smell a fart, because it's actually tiny little pieces of poo floating around, ready to land on you. Or your food.

Person 1: Hey, who farted?
Person 2: Dammit!! I had my sandwich out, now it's covered in poo particles!

poo particles by ron burgendy October 28, 2007

Poo Particles

On a molecular level, whenever someone chucks a fart you are inhaling their poo particles

I had a curry last night, poo particles were flying everywhere

Poo Particles by stuey_boy May 7, 2008

Poo Particles

Pronunciation: 'POOO PAHHH-TA-CLES"

Airborne particles that are 'sprayed' into the air due to the flush of a toilet, causing the air to become polluted with people's 'poop particles'.

Ex. "She left her apple on the sink in the Ladies' room; now it's covered in customer poo particles".

Poo Particles by bostonpoo October 21, 2010

Poo Particle 

Particles of feaces that float around in the air directly after a particularly greasy fart.

That stinks! I can taste the poo particles already!

Poo Particle by homes1235 April 25, 2010

poo farticles 

in referance to the nomber of shit particles in the air when farting on another persons pillow

I got pink eye becausse john ripped his poo farticles all over my pillow

poo farticles by McKILLBABYS February 21, 2009

pooparticles 

Those microscopic particles of poop you just know are on your hands after you take a shit, whether you can see them or not.

It doesn't matter how many pieces of toilet paper I use! I know I got pooparticles on my hands.

pooparticles by Leigh Dleedlee December 19, 2018