Poo Wank

For a male to masturbate whilst sitting on the toilet; just after he's used the toilet for a poo.

Person A: I had a Poo Wank last night.

Person B: I don't understand why you'd want to do it?

Person A: Well the hard part was already over, taking my pants down and stuff, so I thought I might as well.

by Joee Brownn May 03, 2011

poo-wank

the wanking of poo usaully exercised by homosexuals or people with serious mentall retardations

hey look at that retard having a poo-wank

by o.b1000 November 01, 2007