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poo stabber 

1. One who stabs poo
2. One who stabs poo in the act of anal sex.
3. One who stabs poo in the act of male/male gay sex.
poo stabber by Beavis H. Christ June 29, 2003

poo stabber 

The act of a male pounding another males asshole with so much force that he literally stabs the other man's poo with his penis. After he takes his penis out of the other man's asshole, the other man might suck off the poo and make the man cum at the same time.
"dude, dave so so hammered last night he poo stabbed the dog"
"cool"
poo stabber by groggsman April 29, 2004

poo-stabber 

Butt-fucker, bum-shagger, partaker in brown love. Generally homosexual.
poo-stabber by Nosman October 23, 2003

poo-staber 

a general reference towards a homesexual male.
Look at those guys kissing over there, they must be poo-stabers.
poo-staber by redsox2007 November 16, 2007

poo stabber 

A pickle chugger or a stool pusher. Also, a real prick.
poo stabber by Moses G January 13, 2004

poo poo stabber 

British slang for a homosexual man Typically used as a derogatory term.
"I just got hit on by a dirty poo poo stabber. I told him to go play with his own yarbles!"
poo poo stabber by Russ on the bus September 4, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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