FatdogTavern's definitions

Spleef

Ya. Me and some friends made this word up back in 1983 or 1984 in Brockton Massachusetts. A spleef is a marijuana joint. We also at the same time made up the word zabe, which was a term referring to a rolling paper. Making up terms and throwing them into the popular lexicon is like throwing shit against the wall, sometimes it sticks, sometimes not. Spleef stuck.

Two other terms we made up during this time referred to a woman's squishy spots. One was cum dumpster and the other was hog garage.

If we had a zabe we could roll a spleef.

by FatdogTavern March 26, 2022

ponzi

A person who can talk anyone into doing anything.

When I was born, my grandfather looked at me and said "That's the face of a ponzi!"

by FatdogTavern March 21, 2016

hydroseeder

Someone who masterbates in the shower.

He was a classic hydroseeder and he sprayed his seeds upon the shower wall with groaning glee

by FatdogTavern March 21, 2016

Hydroseeding

Masterbating in the shower.

The new handheld showerhead that I bought makes hydroseeding in the shower wicked awesome!

by FatdogTavern April 21, 2016

Gank

It's funny to see so many definitions for this word here on UD, but as a kid growing up in Massachusetts 50 years ago, gank meant that you messed up a person or yourself.

I ganked the shit out of my knee playing hockey yesterday.

by FatdogTavern February 28, 2024

8it

It's what she did with it.

Long had my scrotum been unloved and full were my boys ready to bust. Then along came Elaine and 8it

by FatdogTavern March 21, 2016

seed dumping

Blasting spudge. Either within the warm confines of a "friend" or spraying into socks, towels onto floors, sheets or various plumbing egresses.

His seed dumping was epic and her fields were willing.

by FatdogTavern December 15, 2015