6 definition by FatdogTavern

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A person who can talk anyone into doing anything.
When I was born, my grandfather looked at me and said "That's the face of a ponzi!"
by FatdogTavern March 21, 2016

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Blasting spudge. Either within the warm confines of a "friend" or spraying into socks, towels onto floors, sheets or various plumbing egresses.
His seed dumping was epic and her fields were willing.
by FatdogTavern December 15, 2015

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Masterbating in the shower.
The new handheld showerhead that I bought makes hydroseeding in the shower wicked awesome!
by FatdogTavern April 21, 2016

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Someone who masterbates in the shower.
He was a classic hydroseeder and he sprayed his seeds upon the shower wall with groaning glee
by FatdogTavern March 21, 2016

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It's what she did with it.
Long had my scrotum been unloved and full were my boys ready to bust. Then along came Elaine and 8it
by FatdogTavern March 21, 2016

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A group of transvestites who also have a poop fetish.
The Apple Dumpling Gang came a calling last night again, but I had shat myself dry after a bender at Taco Bell and so could not help the. I feel real bad about that.
by FatdogTavern May 15, 2016

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