Pontrious

Weird

The boy was pontrious

by Plop guy May 15, 2022

Sir Pentious

The Naga in hazbin hotel, he is the smol bean that we have come to love, and the egg boi's want to see him find love. He is often shipped with angel dust

Alastor: hey angel would you kiss Sir Pentious for 20 grand?

Angel Dust: no *20 grand falls in his lap, he looks at Sir Pentious both tense*

Sir Pentious: GTF AWAY FROM ME! PERVERT

by Heaven's_Angelic_Destroyer December 21, 2019

pwntorious

video game lingo. A severe, butt whoop'n victory. no competition. beating another team so bad, as if they never even tried.

combo of pwn and victorious.

"We are pwntorious! No Contest!"

"they are pwntorious. we suck....(cry)"

by matches007 February 18, 2008

chris pontius

chris pontius is one of the leetest jackass stars. he was in jackass, jackass the movie, and he now stars in wild boyz with steve-o. he is commonly referred to as party boy. 90% of the time you see him he will be in a thong.

Chris pontius is cool as fuck!

by markese October 25, 2005

Pontius Pilate

Roman Judge at the Trial of Jesus Christ. Ordered the execution of Jesus but did so very reluctantly. Didn't believe Jesus conspired against Rome or committed treasonous actions.

A "Pontius Pilate" would be a person forced to do something they don't want to.

Cop #1: I can't believe I had to give a man in a Santa Suit a DUI.
Cop #2: Haha, you are such a Pontius Pilate

by seekeroftruth March 21, 2009

prontorious

Right fucking now!
ASAP
Immediately!

GET ON IT BITCH

Get on this cock, prontorious.

Ride my cock prontoriously bitch!

*ashleigh guttierrez invented this word*

by blj6 February 12, 2008

Pontius

The ultimate persecutor. If this person is against your way of living, sense of humor, or ethics, he or she will do whatever they can to take you down.

Sam did not enjoy the jokes I was making about Jimmy. He is so Pontius

by Richie Melps August 8, 2010