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rehab-pology 

Used by a celebrity and their PR flaks to excuse unseemly behavior/public embarrassment after ‘treatment’ at an expensive glorified spa for drug or alcohol misuse.
After treatment, Tiger Woods issued his rehab-pology relating to his Ambien and Vicodin use. Nike, Gatorade, AT&T, Buick and the PGA issued statements of support.
rehab-pology by GusII December 9, 2009
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Harry Pology 

"Hey Ben, I'm off to continue my studies in Harry Pology"

George: "what are you studying at oxford?"
Ben: "I'm a Harry Pologist"
Harry Pology by Dave/skitch June 24, 2009

e-pology 

An apology letter or note sent over an instant message, e-mail, text message etc.
"I'm such an idiot i can't even apologize to her in person i had to send her an e-pology on myspace."
e-pology by Cody buege January 21, 2008

Polowick 

Poly-yew (many-jew) or Polowick is used in modern scripture and has it roots in Germany.

Roughly translated from Hebrew to English it means: Man (or woman) with deep and stereotypical Jewish family tree.

Often improperly used as a verb, Polowick is a generally used as a label to describe someone who demonstrates strong "many-jewish" qualities .
Wow that Polowick really will do anything for a buck.

Whooaa , man you just polowicked my pocket.

Oh man, I think my girlfriend is angry with me, I may have implied her mom was a Polowick
Polowick by alecthewiz April 9, 2010

(e)pology 

a half assed apology that seems to place blame on the recipient.
"E -I think you owe me an apology..."

"Geez Nate, OK -I've got an (e)pology for you..... I'm sorry you're such a jackass..... feel better?"
(e)pology by (e)verything May 4, 2009

Harry Pology and the Philosophers Stology 

The study of Harry Potter majoring in the Philosophers Stone
I have a lecture in Harry Pology and the Philosophers Stology, right after my seminar in beast rape