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Polly Titian 

The legit personification of an elected official who sides with Good Ol' Daddy Rothschild.
DICK: Why should I be worried about dozens of millions starving in my nation when I can give immunity to glorified illegals instead?
TUCKER: Why should you be worried about being a POLLY TITIAN for the rest of your life when you can drain the swamp in D.C. instead?
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Pollytician 

A Pollytician is a person on either side of the political spectrum who contributes almost no new ideas, but only seems to parrot the tired old rhetoric coming from their side. Used to refer to specific sides, it comes in the form of "Polly conservative" or "Polly liberal".

Originates from the resemblance of the person in question to a parrot repeating everything that's said already.

Basically, a Pollytician is someone on the left or the right who says the same thing you've heard from their side a billion times already.
A Polly liberal, for example, would say something like the following:

"-insert anti-Bush sentiment here-"

Picture a parrot going "*squawk!* Bush sucks! *squawk*"

A Polly conservative would say something like

"Blame the liberals!"

Any time you see a Pollytician, imagine them squawking. Or just squawk at them.
Pollytician by Kirschwasser May 23, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016