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Pollanated

a person who has adopted the simple, anti-corporate food philosophy of Michael Pollan, author of "In Defense of Food" and "The Omnivore's Dilemma.". See also Pollanate: to zealously spread Pollan's ideas to one's friends.
Sarah is the most Pollanated person I know. She makes her own bread from organic ingredients and visits her local farm for her veggies and meats.
by benjasdad-2000 June 14, 2009
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Pollinate

To pollinate is to take the pollen from one flower to another so the pollen can fertilize the flower. The egg inside will grow into a seed, which will then grow. Bees, Butterflies and other insects pollinate-but mostly bees.
Oh look our tree has flowers it’s been pollinated
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make love to, have sex, bone, or to transfer semen like a busy bee to a womans "flower." Used as a pun when describing a sexually active person who keeps busy like a bee pollinating "flowers". This refers to an action of love making especially for men who best fit the comparison of spreading their seeds like bees much like sex machines.
I swear if we don't stop him, he will pollinate every girl he meets until half of Manhattan's beauties have his baby
by Truedock October 9, 2013
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Self-Pollinate

self-stimulation or masturbation
I'm going to self-pollinate
by Vinxjo September 19, 2009
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Cross-pollinated

The act of being stoned.. and drunk.. at the same time “cross-polled” for short
Klim: Hey! How was last night?
Kathleen: Oh man! We were suckin down beers and smoking so much kush! We were so cross-pollinated! I was so cross-polled I agreed to peg my husband.
by Cornbeefha$h May 7, 2022
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cross-pollinate

During vaginal intercourse, the penis is inserted into a woman's ass and then inserted back into her vagina; therefore, the penis takes the shit from her ass and gets it into her vagina.
Rick was so drunk the other night that his cock slipped out of what's-her-name's vagina and he put it in the wrong hole--her ass. After she complained, he put his dick back in her vagina and finished up. She got a yeast infection because that’s what happens when guys cross-pollinate.
by tonymarc May 16, 2009
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Cross-pollinated

The act of having unprotected sex with one partner and then, without showering, having unprotected sex with a different partner, thus transferring the residue, juices, and secretions between the two parties either with or without their knowledge.
Gentleman 1: "Last night I had sex with Amber and this morning I had sex with Brittany. I didn't take a shower in between."

Gentleman 2: "It seems as though you've cross-pollinated...well done!"
by XxdynoxX July 21, 2015
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