politicing

Bullshitting, like politics. When you are holding a joint and talking while everyone waits for u to pass that shit. When you have a drink and its only partially gone after a long time because you are distracted and not getting fucked up enough like you planned

"Damn girl...Quit politicing and drink your beer!"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"

by Brianne1979 January 15, 2006

politicing

Bullshitting, like politics. When you are holding a joint and talking while everyone waits for u to pass that shit. When you have a drink and its only partially gone after a long time because you are distracted and not getting fucked up enough like you planned

"Damn girl...Quit politicing and drink your beer!"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"

by Brianne1979 July 26, 2008

Politicing

Hanging out and chatting usually while blowing trees, smoking a blunt and etcetera or Aimless conversation between friends enhanced with some good weed!

Yo, I was politicing With marcus the other day, he said “I saw Jerome broke it off with his girl. So, now you can slide in her dms.”

by Donkhunulepew07 April 18, 2018

Harry Politicing

When someone (usually a liberal) attempts to justify their political position through use of a fictional story, most notibly J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter” series.

Betsy: “The teachers at Hogwarts were armed, and yet students still died. Think about that.”
Chad: “Stop your Harry Politicing, you ignorant bitch. It’s a fictional book. You can’t use it to justify your real world politics. God, you’re dense.”

by JedBartlet May 16, 2018

Politicians

1) The REAL, most dangerous gang in the United States. Will do anything to get anything, regardless if they're unsure if they really even want it, so long as they anticipate some sort of prestigious accolade, or better yet, money, as a result.

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2) Magicians. Take exceedingly increasing amounts of money from citizens annually and not only make it disappear, but manage to create black holes and fluctuations in the entire space-time continuum with it (see national debt clock).

The politicians came to these projects about 4 years back. all of the other gangs quickly left. remaining residents immediately became too poor to eat and died.

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..how come all of that money is literally nowhere?

by cyanide_nights July 5, 2011

Politician

(a) A well dressed, well spoken criminal, who deceives the general gullible public, through a web of utter lies or half/distorted truths, mostly for personal gain.
(b) A person who pretends to be your best friend come election time, but is never there when you need them the rest of the time.
(c) Is never, EVER honest about anything, except when it is convenient for them.
(d) A bubonic plague that has infected the entire world.
(e) A mistake in civilization that people are too lazy to correct.
(f) Lower than dog turd in the social order of intelligent people.

Politicians help me start a bowel movement.

by marshmallow kinda fellow March 24, 2009

body policing

The informal practice of policing one's physical appearance because it does not conform to social norms, or is not deemed appropriate for a particular setting. Personal preference and attraction do not necessarily qualify as body policing.

Yeah, I decided not to hire that woman, her visible body hair and lack of makeup seemed too unprofessional to me.

Hey, man, that's body policing.

by bbear117 October 16, 2012