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policement

Troll-like in expression, the policement surf the internet for those who dare to break imaginary internet rules, attacking them with every explative in existance.
i am an old enough user of reddit to remember mrOhHai, who was one of the first post policements.
by Siliconlife November 15, 2013
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nice placement

An exclamation to proclaim the sighting of the preferred location of the nipple on a woman's breast.
Examples,
1) high, near the bra line
2) midpoint
3) to the sides
4) hanging down low
5) two mismatched areas
Opinions tend to vary and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
1) Did you see her nipples through her sweater? Nice placement!
2) All placement is nice placement!
3) Oh, look at that...high and centered...nice placement!
by freedom boy June 17, 2009
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Armchair Policeman

Noun.

What a person becomes when, upon receiving word of a police incident from the internet, the news, or word of mouth, one gives advice on how the police should have "properly" handled the situation in line with police protocol, the law, etc.

Usually, this occurs when the police have been accused of wrongdoing or, even more commonly, when the police have been accused of no wrongdoing yet the receiving party believes they are almost entirely at fault.

Common occurrences include drug busts, traffic stops, and police shootings.
Theodore: I can't believe the police shot him, he only had a knife on him. Since when do you need to shoot someone with a knife? They should have used their taser or pepper spray, it's not even legal to use deadly force in a situation like that.

Bill: Man, Ted, you are being quite the armchair policeman right now.

Theodore: It's Theodore.

Bill: Whatever, dude.
by unfromcool April 16, 2014
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product placement

When a company pays a celebrity to feature/endorse their shit with said celebrity's work.
"Did you see the product placement in Jason Derulo's new music video?"
"That was a music video? I thought it was a Dodge commercial."
by Justintimeandpeeps September 1, 2016
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sleeping policeman

"Dude, the bottom part of my bumper came off because I didn't see the sleeping policeman on the road!"
by WOng7713 January 21, 2008
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Advanced Placement World History

A condition afflicting sophmores resulting in the follwoing symptoms: grouchiness, headache, tiredness,yawning, bitching, death, brain death, inability to do anything else and the obsession on a five on the AP exam. To avoid this condition ddo not take an AP course.
After Advanced Placement World History, i couldnt even tie my shoe laces...
by ap...arg September 25, 2005
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Advanced Placement

a course option more challenging for high school students to enroll in.
this option means you will endure a whole year of hell (and most likely summer homework).
Don't take an Advanced Placement class! You will hate yourself for a whole year and life is too short for that.
by JojoGogo September 15, 2015
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