Pole Hogger

A person who hogs the pole on a subway, bus, or train by standing against it with their entire body leaving others nothing to hold onto.

"I had to train surf the downtown 6 today because some guy was totally being a pole hogger."

Pole Hogger by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009

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pole hugger

A female stripper at a gentleman's club

I heard that Jane dropped out of college and is working late at night as a pole hugger.

pole hugger by 2ndLGS June 18, 2010

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pole hugger

Noun: An employee of an utility company that works with utility poles and wires.

Jay just got a new job as a pole hugger.

pole hugger by MRM141mary July 13, 2007

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pole hugger

a stupid fuckin bitch that hugs pole like a dipshit

shut up you stinky pole hugger

pole hugger by crackdaddy xshondahaidurken April 16, 2022

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poleshogger

An antisemitic insult towards people of jewish descent

Go back to the chamber you poleshogger!

poleshogger by Kanye eastern December 3, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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