Pole Dance

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When a guy pays not nearly enough money to watch a hot girl slide up and down a lubricated pole, while he imagines it's his dick (which is actually more like a chipolata sausage), then wanks himself off in a dirty toilet, like the stupid prick that he is.

Guy: "Oh yeah, you want my dick don't you? Look, she's so hot for me."

Pole dancer: "Give me my money."

Pole Dance by Dark Star Annalise December 23, 2008

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Pole dance

the national dance of Poland (where the Poles live)

A Scottish student to a Polish student: Is the pole dance your national dance?

Pole dance by Polish girl in Scotland September 29, 2010

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pole dance dunce

the clueless idea that a stripper actully likes you or is your "girlfriend"

He thinks paris is into him for real..what a pole dance dunce.

pole dance dunce by dino-depot April 20, 2009

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San Francisco Pole Dance

When two gay men have sex missionary style. Also known as "Fire Starting" (rubbing two sticks together).

Your Dad stopped by before the party and we had just enough time for a San Francisco Pole Dance.

San Francisco Pole Dance by punchtheclown February 7, 2009

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South Korea pole dance

When Rodney dances a ginger brother Brandon!

When they dance ginger style, South Korea pole dance

South Korea pole dance by Lucah May 22, 2016

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pole dancer

one who partakes in pole dancing; usually women who wear some sort of skimpy clothing making various postures around a verticle pole

I became a pole dancer so that I can tone my body!

pole dancer by rolex bim October 1, 2004

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pole dancing

A performing art which incorporate dance and gymnastics. It involves dancing and performing acrobats on a vertical pole.

She does pole dancing

pole dancing by 20ufgs June 23, 2011

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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