Pokepression 

When you get all depressed because you been trying to catch badass Pokeman all day and you ain't seen shit except Piges and Rats.

Damn dude I've walked 5K and I haven't seen a damn thang except Piges and Rats...maaaaaan I think I'm getting that Pokepression ya'll!

Pokepression by PaddingtonPooMo August 11, 2016

phonepression 

The stage of depression that is felt by girls when they lose their phone or have it taken away.

Yea, shaniqua feel into a deep phonepression after she lost her phone at the strip club.

phonepression by cockherspaniel January 11, 2014

Pokefessional 

a professional player of any pokemon game

OMG Dan just won a million dollars in a pokemon tournament, he's a pokefessional!!!

Pokefessional by MrJoshTheEpic August 1, 2016

Pornpression

Depression caused by porn addiction.

Bob-"Some days, the pornpression is just too crippling. I can't get out of bed, I can barely eat, sleep is impossible and I can rarely gather the courage to speak to another human being."
Bob-Sobbing

Audience-Laughs

Pornpression by PerrytheChain-SmokingPlatypus December 9, 2022