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prefessional

When something is not done professionally, but rather in your own garage... terribly. And yet, somehow, it works.
I can totally weld that hood onto your civic dude. I'm a prefessional.
prefessional by Russnut May 31, 2009

porfessional 

one who claims to be a professional at something, but has no actual reason to be claiming the title, is known as a porfessional. often artists found churning out large amounts of crap that they purport to be high quality, well thought out and professionally created art are porfessionals.
hey did you see the latest M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong flick? that guy had some talent for a minute, but now he's just putting out crap writing like any other porfessional.
porfessional by Calamity Brad May 18, 2011

potfessional

white-collar recreational user of marijuana
I can not party late tonight because I am a potfessional and I have to get up early to go to work.
potfessional by missy October 13, 2009

Porfessional 

One who claims to be expert in a field in which he is almost completely ignorant.
Fuck i hate working in this photo-lab. The constant stream of porfessional photographers is driving me fucking crazy.
Porfessional by roland333 May 18, 2011

Poorfessional 

An employed professional who lives paycheck to paycheck and probably knows a thing or two about credit cards.
It's hard to be a poorfessional because whenever you get a paycheck you have to spend it on bills.
Poorfessional by Marie Smithers November 27, 2013

prefessional

Non-professional work, created by non-professional people using professional equipment and / or software.
That video was really good. It's hard to believe it's only prefessional.
prefessional by HiFi April 1, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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