The gooey mess made when some dumbass playing Pokémon Go gets run over by a truck, car, van, train or any other motorized vehicle. Can also be made when the dipshits walk of cliffs or tall buildings.
Did you hear another millennial was turned to Pokemon goo in Central Park? At least he won't be able to reproduce!
When a person ejalculates while playing the game "Pokemon go." This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon. The same can occur if one is instantly banned due to excess modding.
A pokemongoon is someone that sits at a pokestop all day mostly with a couple of his pals. These are literally the worst kind of people and they all deserve to be dick slapped 3 times.
Kyle- look at all them nittys sitting at that pokestop.
noun. A player of Pokémon Go who does retarded and/or dangerous shit in real life because their attention is transfixed on their phone instead of where they're walking.
1) Driver: Holy shit, a Snorlax! Pull over!!!
Pedestrian: God damn it! You almost hit me you fucking Pokemongoloid!
2) Hey dude, what are you gonna do today?
I'm just gonna hang out on my porch and watch all the Pokemongoloids trip over the curb in front of my house.
A person who is so immersed in playing Pokemon Go that he/she forgets the world around him/her, putting themselves and others in danger.
1. This Pokemongo ran right in front of my car trying to catch a Squirtle.
2. Sorry that I am late, but there were about a hundred Pokemongos down at the train station clogging up the entrance.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.