Pokemon goo 

When a person ejalculates while playing the game "Pokemon go." This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon.

Kevin is that Mewtew??

Kevin: *pokemon goos self*

Pokemon goo by Swaggyswoog July 28, 2016

Pokemon goo 

The gooey mess made when some dumbass playing Pokémon Go gets run over by a truck, car, van, train or any other motorized vehicle. Can also be made when the dipshits walk of cliffs or tall buildings.

Did you hear another millennial was turned to Pokemon goo in Central Park? At least he won't be able to reproduce!

Pokemon goo by CoonGirlLover August 25, 2016

Pokemon Goo 

When a person ejalculates while playing the game "Pokemon go." This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon. The same can occur if one is instantly banned due to excess modding.

Kevin is that Mewtew??

Ughhh I just Pokemon Goo'd!

Pokemon Goo by YGproductions July 29, 2016

Pokemon goon 

A pokemon goon is someone that sits at a pokestop all day mostly with a couple of his pals. These are literally the worst kind of people and they all deserve to be dick slapped 3 times.

Kyle- look at all them nittys sitting at that pokestop.

Steve- rahh bigman ting what a bunch of pokemon goons.

Pokemon goon by Bigmantinggg July 19, 2016

Pokemongoloid 

A portmanteau of Pokemon GO and mongoloid.

noun. A player of Pokémon Go who does retarded and/or dangerous shit in real life because their attention is transfixed on their phone instead of where they're walking.

1) Driver: Holy shit, a Snorlax! Pull over!!!
Pedestrian: God damn it! You almost hit me you fucking Pokemongoloid!

2) Hey dude, what are you gonna do today?
I'm just gonna hang out on my porch and watch all the Pokemongoloids trip over the curb in front of my house.

Pokemongoloid by pokemang July 17, 2016

pokemongophile

An individual with a huge passion for Pokémon Go.

She’s such a pokemongophile, she plays at least four hours a day, EVERYDAY!!

pokemongophile by Don’t have one July 28, 2018

Pokemongo 

Combination of Pokemon and Mongoloid.

A person who is so immersed in playing Pokemon Go that he/she forgets the world around him/her, putting themselves and others in danger.

1. This Pokemongo ran right in front of my car trying to catch a Squirtle.
2. Sorry that I am late, but there were about a hundred Pokemongos down at the train station clogging up the entrance.

Pokemongo by Dukeofhazzard July 14, 2016