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Pokewalker 

A device that came with the new 2010 Pokemon games, SoulSilver and HeartGold.
You can wifi your pokemon to this pedometer like thing, and with every step you take your pokemon gains happiness and experience. You can also attempt to catch pokemon or find items with this.
It's also an excuse to get Pokemon-Kids out of the house.
Mom-"Billy, take out the trash!"
Billy-"I wouldn't normally do this, but I shall today because while walking to the trash...I'LL BE TRAINING MY POKEMON WITH MY POKEWALKER!!!"
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Pokéwalker 

The pokéwalker left to go on a pokéwalk with his friends, hoping to catch some rare pokémon.
Pokéwalker by mebozy July 26, 2016
Going for a walk specifically to play Pokémon Go.
I accidently did some cardio today on my Pokéwalk.
Pokéwalk by Toffeemon July 11, 2016

Pokéwalking

Let's go Pokéwalking, so we can catch some rare Pokémon.
Pokéwalking by mebozy July 26, 2016

PokeWanker

An alternate function for the "PokeWalker" device bundled with the new Pokemon "HeartGold" and "SoulSilver" games.

The device is a pedometer, which rewards players in proportion to the number of steps they take. Its counting function may be accelerated by rapid masturbational movements of the hand.

Caution must be taken, as prolonged auto-erotic contact of this kind may lead to contraction of the Pokerus virus, which essentially makes your dick level up faster.

Not to be confused with Pokesturbate.
PokeWanker User's Manual:
1) Strap device to hand.
2) Find Gardevoir porn.
3) Masturbate furiously.
4) Reach Level 100.
5) ?????
6) PROFIT
PokeWanker by P-P-P-Parkerface March 11, 2010

PokeWanker

PokeWalker so involved in Pokémon go that they fail to recognise hazards.
"I was driving through the city on Tuesday when I almost hit a PokeWanker'
PokeWanker by ARJubilee July 17, 2016

Pokéballer

One who never fails to catch a Pokémon on “Pokémon GO” (or at least won’t admit failure)
I am a real Pokéballer!
Pokéballer by Dan The ManVine July 22, 2016
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