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"This guy is poimazing, turns lightning into footsteps indeed, never gives up; he might lose confidence, feel blank, completely dead inside but.. but he'll stand back up, won't leave his friends behind. Genuinely the guy you'll keep giving free treats to without a care and we know that's a big W. When it comes to comforting others, he's the goat; don't matter how poorly others might comfort him; the greatest ball knower alive."
P: Peter look, it's Poimon!

O: Oh my God, it's Poimon!

I: Incredible! It's Poimon!

M: My God, it's Poimon!

O: Oh, look! It's Poimon!

N: Nobody can believe it! It's Poimon!
Poimon by Poimon October 3, 2026
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Poison Drip 

The act of slowly poisoning someone through small or subtle personal attacks over a period of time. Their strategy is to drag down their partners self esteem so they don't have the confidence to seek a better option.
Dave: "Randy, why don't you ever stand up to your bitch wife when she puts you down?"
Randy: "Well maybe shes right most of the time"
Dave: "You are so being poison dripped my friend!"

Other acts of poison dripping: 1) That look she gives you when her eyes roll upwards- slight poison drip
2) Discouraging you from eating healthy and/or exercise, so you are out of shape and can't seek a better option- these discouraging comments are a form of poison drip
3) When people mention your name to your partner and they have a negative or disparaging remark about you- slight poison drip

There are many examples of a poison drip in a relationship. Remember, they will slowly add up over time and if not identified early you will feel you have officially been poisoned. Sometimes a poison drip can be so small you may not notice it at the time its happening. Often times it's later on when your thinking back on the situation that occurred only to realize you have been "Poison Dripped."
Poison Drip by Lance Pecht July 23, 2019
Emergency food.
"Paimon is emergency food."
Paimon by S.I.S October 10, 2020

Party Poison 

-Noun
1. The leader of the fabulous killjoys that has bright red hair and holds a yellow ray gun. He is seen in the music videos of My Chemical Romance in Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na) and Sing. May be refered to as either Party or Poison. He is played by Gerard Way, front man of My Chemical Romance. (Reference to Danger Days True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys)
Party Poison fought off those Dracoloids bravely, shooting each of them in the gut with his laser gun, and saved the day.
Party Poison by Atomic_Ash_161 January 3, 2012

Kuzco's poison 

When a writer uses excessively long sentence structure, hyperbole, and redundancy to acheive a word or page count.
Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?
Kuzco's poison by highlandblade November 24, 2014

corduroy poisoning 

A medical condition caused by the production of or hearing of an abnormally large amount of indie music.
My friend Jack is a really good songwriter, but ever since Interpol became popular, he's gotten a chronic case of corduroy poisoning.

irony poisoning

Irony poisoning is when one's worldview/weltshauung/reality tunnel is so dominated by irony and detachment-based-comedy, that the joke becomes real and you start to do things that are immoral or wrong from a place of deep nihilistic cynicism.
"Why would John do this to me?"
"It's irony poisoning, ma'am. Seen it a million times."
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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