The best idea anyone has ever had in the universe. It is simply preposterous that you would assume this idea is not poggers. Something so incredibly terrible that it is poggers.
A true memelord, master of comedy, and also a frog. He drinks not so much water but is called pogwater due to a friend not wanting to get cancelled on Twitch because his username used to be bongwaterii, and is currently thosearewaiting. The reason he's thosearewaiting is because some fucktard decided to take the name before him just to spite him.
Kwon: Hey pogwater, I have something for you.
pogwater: *kills Kwon with a boulder*
Kwon: ah fuck he got me
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.