Poedo 

Is a guy who will do whatever it takes to make a girl happy who will be there for you no matter what. At times hard to understand, and others the easiest to figure out. Very close realtionship with his sister shockingly to close. But overall the best guy on earth.

"I wish i could find a Poedo type of Guy."

Poedo by pwant monkey March 5, 2009

Paedo Sheen 

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers

Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen

Paedo Sheen by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020

pedocache

a gambling based lootcrate mechanism designed to target, and exploit children and vulnerable adults

coined by @21Kiloton

"Free DLC" is code for "pedocaches(crammed with microtransactions)"

pedocache by Artificial Deity September 17, 2018

pedocon 

A portmanteau of pedophile and conservative, used to refer to a member of the Republican party.

It's not just Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, Dennis Hastert, Donald Trump, Mark Foley, Jim Jordan. All Republicans are pedocons, motivated primarily by the desire to molest children.

pedocon by Rockland against frumstons December 9, 2021

Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks

Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo

Urban Paedo by Real Samsons Lifters May 22, 2019

Kill a Pedo Day 

On November 13th, people are allowed to brutally murder pedophiles in any way they want. The pedophiles can’t do anything to defend themselves.

Person 1: hey it’s “kill a pedo day.”

Person 2: YEAH LETS MURDER THEM FUCKS!

Kill a Pedo Day by Brodym5ster November 4, 2022

pedo-netter 

A slimeball that sends cybersex talk to a child on the internet.

Check your kids online activity 'cause there may be a fuckin' thirty or fifty year old pedo-netter getting off by sending children disgusting messages.

pedo-netter by jpg3 August 22, 2011