poedovert 

a cross between the words poedo(phile) and (per)vert, invented by me when i found that neither of the two words alone would quite describe the person whom i was verbally abusing at the time.

touch me again and i'll castrate you with my rusty pick-axe, you poedovert!

poedovert by Lawrence Mellor December 14, 2008

poovert 

Same as pervert but instead of being obsessed with porn, is obsessed with poo and all related stuff to poo.

Oh my god Anna you are SUCH a poovert! stop looking in the toilets to find used loo paper!

poovert by Anna and Elli February 25, 2006

pedoveeter

noun - a person who takes pleasure in looking at chunky female children.

similar words veeter, veet, eet, eeter, meeter, pedomeeter

Jim: I had no promblem with you being a veeter, but this pedoveeter crap is just nasty.
Goerge: Why do you have to be so harsh?

pedoveeter by Can Not April 9, 2005

Podvert

Someone who has owned a personal/portable MP3 player for a while but until recently, has always refused to purchase an Apple iPod.

Kevin was always going on about how iPods are over priced and saying you may as well by a Zen as they use the Creative chipset - stuff like that. What a podvert! I just saw him with a new Nano!

Podvert by Bucko_NZ September 5, 2007

poovertime 

To go for a poo during worktime, therefore being paid for it.
So by working extra hours for money you are doing overtime, by taking a dump in work hours you are earning poovertime.

you can work out your average poovertime rate by taking your hourly rate and dividing by 6 (assuming an average 10 minute " visit"). For example, you earn £15 an hour, your average poovertime rate is £2.50 .

" dude, where have you been for the last 10 miutes, its really busy in the office today"
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" Been on poovertime and earned £2,50"

poovertime by supranomicon October 1, 2012

predavert

an internet predator/pervert

Stephanie met this guy online and he turned out to be a complete predavert

predavert by alphonse October 21, 2006

Pedovert 

A creepy perv that checks out, over-compliments, hugs, and sniffs your kids.

Joe is a real pedovert, did you see him sniffing that girl’s hair?

Pedovert by JenzCollection September 23, 2021