Pocktapus

2 arms , 6 pockets , and all the potential in the world .

I can not tattoo you while your a pocktapus on a grandstand roll .

by (CHIEF)Cary June 15, 2023

portapussy

A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight

The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.

The adult boutique had my favorite portapussy on sale. I felt like a kid in a candy store.

by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006

cocktapus

a very rare marine creature that instead of 8 long tenticles has 8 long cocks, each more than capable of performing in a variety of sexual situations.

This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).

The cocktapus awoke this morning to find it almost drowned overnight in a sea of gism due to 8 consecutive wet dreams.

I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.

What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???

by Skidmark McGee March 10, 2007

Cocktapussy

A giant Vagina With Eight Penis Tentacles.

"IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY HOLD ON TO YOUR VIRGINITY!"

"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"

by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012

cocktapus

a person with eight penises

Matt has eight penises. That means that he is one of the rare cocktapus

by Asian Thunder December 15, 2008

pocketpussy

A plastic vagina used by men to arouse their penis. Is often shaped after a porn star.

Oh man, my Jenna Jameson pocket pussy feels just like the real thing.

by hggloub April 22, 2003

Portapuss

Portapuss is a sexual act in which a man and a woman, a man and a man, a woman and a woman or a woman and a donkey can partake in. In portapuss, the two lovers have sex standing up in a port-a-potty. There are many variations of portapuss, the dirty porty, the blue porty, and the donkey suprise.

"Man, that dude popped her coochie and then they portapussed" or "Hey baby, how bout you and me go to a construction site and portapuss"

by portapussman April 13, 2010