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Pooey Transaction 

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.
"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"
Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008
Slang for someone who stinks like shit or has terrible drip.

Often associated with the term “ya pooey”.
“Angus you pooey cunt, your drip is Terrible
“Fuck up angus you are so pooey, I can smell you from here”
Pooey by Diz 😼 July 9, 2021
a word meaning, unfair, shit, fuck....a word that can be used instead of swearing and can be used infront of parents it also pisses my friend off
aww pooey thats not fair
joey: well you cant have it!! haha
gertrude: (sad face) pooey
pooey by daeiisy November 8, 2006

Pooey fingers 

When you finger your bumhole and shove frozen peas up there
Harvey johnson why are you giving yourself pooey fingers again, haven’t you done it enough??
Pooey is a word used to describe something that sucks. It comes from the word pooh because it's smelly and gross.
That idea was pooey because it stinks.
pooey by notusingmyname February 17, 2009