PoJoey

A really cool youtuber that is also a professional fortnite gamer.

PoJoey is a cool guy

by PoJoey July 14, 2021

Pooey Transaction

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.

"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"

by thc2099 June 14, 2008

Pooey

Slang for someone who stinks like shit or has terrible drip.

Often associated with the term “ya pooey”.

“Angus you pooey cunt, your drip is Terrible”
“Fuck up angus you are so pooey, I can smell you from here”

by Diz 😼 July 9, 2021

pooey

a word meaning, unfair, shit, fuck....a word that can be used instead of swearing and can be used infront of parents it also pisses my friend off

aww pooey thats not fair
joey: well you cant have it!! haha
gertrude: (sad face) pooey

by daeiisy November 8, 2006

Pooey fingers

When you finger your bumhole and shove frozen peas up there

Harvey johnson why are you giving yourself pooey fingers again, haven’t you done it enough??

by Shalom I’m salad fingers July 10, 2019

pooey

Pooey is a word used to describe something that sucks. It comes from the word pooh because it's smelly and gross.

That idea was pooey because it stinks.

by notusingmyname February 17, 2009