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Polack don’t crack 

Polack don’t crack is the Polish version of Blacks don't crack. It means when a Polish person/someone of Polish decent doesn’t seem to age.
Karen is Polish and looks in her 30s when she’s nearly 50!! Wow polack don’t crack!!
Related Words
Pnlack • Polack • Plack • placking • Plackle • Polackian • p0lack • Phlack • plackard • plackass

Plackised 

The act of spitting and/or hitting a prostitot, while injuring your reputation at the same time.
Susie : Aw man! I was just plackised in front of the whole school!
Teacher 1: It's okay, that plackis will be in big trouble!
Teacher2: You must be a smut...
Plackised by rationalthinking April 28, 2011

Jackson Polack 

www.polackia.net
Man I can’t believe that you don’t know who Jackson Polack is?!?
Jackson Polack by Deadman7755 February 8, 2022

stupid fucking polack 

An individual of Polish ancestry who calls law enforcement agencies to arbitrarily complain about the smell of a tree that they (the stupid fucking polack) not only planted outside of their livingroom window, but also on their neighbor's property.
June: "Gee Ward, our neighbor sure is a stupid fucking polack."

Ward: "Yes Dear, I suppose that you could be right. However, I was thinking more along the lines of dumb cunt."
Plackle is a placeholder word that can be used in any situation.
"If you don't quit buggin imma plackle you up"

"She a plackle fr"

"Imma plackle on over to walmart"
Plackle by cassware March 16, 2022

Pittsburgh Polack 

A pre-coital misstep in which the penis is erroneously inserted into the anus, rather than vagina and the bowels are uncontrollably released.
I was so drunk this weekend I took a girl in the alley behind the End Zone and gave her the ole Pittsburgh Polack.
Pittsburgh Polack by Oletoker May 20, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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