A combination of the spanish and english words for bitch. It describes someone with the characteristics of a bitch, who is a stupid ass motherfucker who gets in my way and fucks with my shit.
Also can describe family members who be fucking bitchy whiny ass motherfuckers, sometimes.
Also used as a term of endearment towards the family members.
Not to be confused with the term Putaslut, this term is derived from both the Spanish and English words Puta and Bitch This word comes to mean:
:Noun:(1) A person who has extremely bad luck and or is scared of everything and ruins the night. (2)a person who is such a bitch they cannot be insulted in solely one language.
:Verb:(Putabitched) to get stood up, or ripped off. can also mean to get super pwned.
(In noun form)- "That guy has to stop being such a putabitch he has to stop stop crying he's ruining the night."
(In verb form)- "Dude, we just finished doing a 2 hour scavenger hunt paid a shit load of money and no one showed up to the meeting place, they ripped us off, we got putabitched.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.