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Plow job 

The act of shaving the scalp, then lubricating the scalp. after the individual lubricates the scalp. said person inserts head into their partners anus, or rubs scalp against their partners anus.
Joe lost a bet to Jon. he then had to give a plow job to their gross teacher Mr.Yanker
Plow job by dear jon February 24, 2011

Plow Job 

Getting your driveway, sidewalk, or other surface plowed.
A kind young lady in a tractor stopped and offered to plow my driveway. When she was finished I thanked her for the free plow job.
Plow Job by RupTurE99 December 23, 2010

Ramapo Plow Job 

To finish on a girl's face, then proceed to lick half of your cum off of her, while leaving the other half there to dry up.
Me: Did you give that girl you brought back from the village last night a Ramapo Plow Job?

Greg: Hell yeah. I RPJed all over that bitch.
Ramapo Plow Job by TheRoadRunner February 28, 2014
When a female is performing fellatio, and uses her teeth to firmly 'plow' the surface of the erect penile shaft, inducing pain. Can be intentional or unintentional.
He was being a total ungrateful dick, so she showed him with a plowjob he wouldn't soon forget.
Plowjob by HowardDavies March 8, 2011
When your girlfriend smothers her period blood on your dick and she sucks it off
A Plowjob is when a girl takes out her tampon and drains the blood on your dick and sucks it.
Plowjob by Zoku February 12, 2013
A atypical, non-traditional, non-conformist blow job operated on an entity without a penis but with a corresponding stimulatable fallic form is referred to as a Plowjob
She gave a rather effective plowjob to her pen.
Plowjob by Pjayman June 20, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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