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Used to replace "planning" or "scheming"
-an act of formulating a program for a definite course of action.
-invent,or come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort
-the act or process of drawing up plans or layouts for some project or enterprise.
-the cognitive process of thinking about what you will do in the event of something happening.
"I know that fool's plottin on me... to get me back for what I did to his boy."
plottin by KikBxr May 13, 2006
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to plan
Jonnie was plottin on going to sleep
Plottin by Likyblickystiffy September 27, 2019

Plottin and Thottin 

A thot/hoes or group of thots/hoes planning their whorish ways
That bitch always over there plottin and thottin
Plottin and Thottin by keke.ef November 7, 2014

plottin' and thottin' 

when a classy young female decides to plot her rare moment in time to thot. sometimes plottin' and thottin' can take place between two friends. one classy young female will plot while the other classy young female ends up being a thot.
are we going plottin' and thottin'? remember that one time i plotted while you thotted? you took one for the team sis.

Hot Plotkin 

When one young gentleman lands a hot steamy fudge dragon directly on the back of the neck of another willing individual.
In the locker room after football practice "Brendan" gave "Zach" a steamy hot plotkin.

After eating Thai food "Kyle" recieved a fiery hot plotkin from "Luke".
Hot Plotkin by naesmit August 22, 2012

Plotting 

a secret plan or scheme to accomplish some purpose, especially a hostile, unlawful, or evil purpose:
“Aye man I think they plotting on me”
Plotting by DroSims October 17, 2019

Platting fog 

something that is imposable to do
1) it's like trying to plat fog

2) I've got more chance of platting fog.....
Platting fog by hteb78 November 10, 2012
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