Ploplet 

A tiny tiny piece of poo that plops into the water from the word 'droplet'; noun (from the verb plop); pronounced plop-let.

Person 1: Did you have a good poo?

Person 2: Neh, just a ploplet

Ploplet by G Daaaaaaaaawg February 10, 2010

Pooplet

To do a small poop, no bigger than a grape. Such pooplet comes out in multiples and is never a single entity. Therefore pooplets are never alone. If on the rare occasion you do a single pooplet, it is referred to as a pooplia.

Person 1 - 'Are you okay in there?'
Person 2 - 'I won't be long, I'm just doing a pooplet'

Pooplet by Kirby Duck October 3, 2014

peopletoons 

The disturbing sorta fake eerily realistic "people" in the Charles Schwab commercials.
These demons from the deep recesses of some twisted ad freak espouse the virtues of Schwab while sharing with the audience their experiences in the world of investing.

Leon:"Did you see that ad with those peopletoons?"

Virgil: "Yeah, man. Those freakin' things give me the serious heebie willies. I mean, come on: not people, not toons. What the hell are they?"

peopletoons by Humor Smith March 10, 2009

pooplet

A tiny piece of poop.

I am so constipated, all I squeezed out was one pitiful pooplet.

pooplet by melmau November 17, 2007

moist pooplets 

geese or pond bird dropping that is very fresh and wet

Thoose birds keep leaving moist poolets on my dock in the pond

moist pooplets by kayaker2008 April 3, 2005

pooplet

A small bit of poo left after a flush.

Maryann was eager to get to the coffee shop she forgot to second flush that pooplet to hell

pooplet by Chode Slapper January 25, 2010

pooplet

small turd stuck in your butt hole and plops into toilet.

Damnit!!!there's a pooplet stuck in my asshole!!!!

pooplet by poopmaster January 16, 2004