Ploonie 

The sex man

Yo, Ploonie, wassup

Ploonie by AnonymousShade February 21, 2021

Plooning 

The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection

To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"

Plooning by shannonk November 12, 2013

plooney 

n. A sexual act whose climax involves (long-distance) ejaculation onto a picture of George Clooney.

Also v. int.: to plooney

Man, I can't wait to go home and plooney!

plooney by Dr. Mung March 10, 2004

Hairy Poonie Waggler 

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.

Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.

Hairy Poonie Waggler by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011

ploonter 

1. a lollipop who is tormented for their young looks.
2. a young looking fruit loop

That blonde haired kid is a ploonter.

ploonter by bobber006 May 20, 2008

poonie thief 

a guy that steals chicks from other guys

alex is a poonie thief

poonie thief by violent jay July 14, 2002

ploopies 

1. A term that is used after raising much suspense about a subject, to annoy the person you are talking to.

1. Omigod, I have something really important to tell you but don't get upset...........(they say ok, tell them).......................ploopies!!!!!!!!!

ploopies by SuperAwesomeSexiestPersonEver October 27, 2011