Ploom

A Ploom is an animal with a lot of feathers. It’s the feathery version of a Floof, which is an animal that has a lot of fur. Ploom comes from the French word “plume”, meaning “feather”.

Someone: *points at a bird* Wow, look at that Ploom! It’s so ploomy and colorful!

by funky_shoogle October 27, 2025

Ploom

A Ploom is an animal with a lot of feathers. It’s the feathery version of a Floof, which is an animal that has a lot of fur. Ploom comes from the French word “plume”, meaning “feather”.

Someone: *points at a bird* Wow, look at that Ploom! It’s so ploomy and colorful!

by funky_shoogle October 27, 2025

Ploom Ploom Ploom

A Cuban word used in Miami, used to express doing something vigorously. Often used with a Hipsanic accent and Heineken breath.

Paul was going hard on that puta, but then "ploom ploom ploom" ploom he came in his pants”

by Walk-O September 4, 2021

Soor Ploom

A soor ploom is a rare occurrence. When somebody experiences a soor ploom, they are feeling severe pain, this pain is also know as ring sting. Extreme gas (farting) also accompanies the sting. Soor plooms usually occur after one eats food that is extremely spicy, unfortunately a beverage does not settle this problem.

Ford ate a poutine, he did not get a soor ploom. Lily, on the other hand, ate gumbo......Wow! She is gonna feel the pain tomorrow!

by HankyDankyDoo August 23, 2009

monela apadom ploom ploom

Can be used to imply that the person who is trying to be humorous is infact unfunny and is boring you. Has its roots in Latin

"This comedian sucks!!! Monela apadom ploom ploom!"

by Jareth October 12, 2003

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq is the final and ultimate sign of sheer boredom. You have already tried:

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop

poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

pqzm

pqmz

qpzm

qpmz

qwerty

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm

mnbvcxz

lkjhgfdsa

poiuytrewq

And so here it is all the letters of the keyboard going down instead of left to right BUT the sign of ultimate boredom you have done it backwards.

To tell you a secret there are two more boredom words which are for the even more bored:

See: lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq

And: zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop

These are simply bottom to top from left or right of the keyboard.

Office Worker #1: WOW! Im SO bored!

Office Worker #2: Well, I dunno search qwerty

Office Worker #3: What! NO search qwertyuiop!

Office Manager: C'mon You Guys Be Original - asdfghjkl

Techy Fixing PC: BORING! qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

FTW!

Office Worker #1: Nah! I've done all of those. Huh!

Guy at Coffe Maker: Hay try mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq!

Office Worker #1: Tried. I must have done them all!

Urban Dictionary.com: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp!

Urban Dictionary.com: plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

Everyone In Office: Done That!

-2 MINUTES LATER-

Office Worker #1: GOT IT! Its so obvious - BACKWARDS!

Office Worker #2: Huh!

Office Worker #3: Yes Thats It!

-AFTER TYPING IN THE WORD-

The Office: PRAISE plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

by Kiersere September 26, 2009

Ploog

Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.

"Enough cuddling. I've been holding your cum in for five minutes, I need to go ploog."

by MooHen July 25, 2020