Plonkette 

The term "plonkette" is used to describe a female version of a "plonker" and is a very light-hearted way to call someone an idiot , often used to people with affection, and when you call a woman a "Plonkette" you do so with a great big smile on you're face, and is completely non offensive.

Johnny. gosh you are making mistakes with your grammer again "You're such a plonker"

Angie , well me being a swiss dude and noticing you spelt GRAMMAR wrong !!!! Id say you are a "Plonkette" ;-)

Plonkette by AberAng March 1, 2011

Harry S. Plinkett 

A psychotic, alcoholic, syphilitic serial killer who reviews classical movie franchises as a testimony to their total and utter destruction by a corporate-board controlled exhumation leading to the obliteration of everything that was once good. (e.g. Star Wars, Star Trek, Indiana Jones,...)

Mr. Plinkett's sardonic reviews can be considered the catalyst of entitled internet armchair criticism and the re-discovery of Totino's Pizza-Rolls.

Harry S. Plinkett's The Force Awakens Review was the most disappointing thing since my son.

Harry S. Plinkett by wt137 March 5, 2020

Plunkett 

A word that is to be utilized for virtually any situation or context. The word is both a verb, an adjective, noun or pronoun or any other type of word it needs to be. Primarily Meant to be Pronounced with a British accent.

"What do you want me to do with this?"
"Just Plunkett!"

"Have you seen my Plunkett?"

Plunkett by Goldencrispynuggets November 28, 2011

plunkette 

the act of water shooting back up your ass after dropping a huge log off in the bowl.

When explosive diahreah strikes, a plunkette can quickly extinguish that intense rectal burning.

plunkette by PDiddy October 27, 2004

pinkette 

One with pink hair. Mainly a girl.

Stephanie from Lazytown is so a Pinkette!

pinkette by ZapThePixie March 7, 2008

punkette

An oxymoron. The word "punkette" flatly contradicts the principles of punk. punk is punk, male or female.

punkette, punk princess, its all the same

punkette by Miss Blink May 20, 2003

Plonkence 

When someone is both a plonker and a nonce.
If you don’t know what a plonker and a nonce is, look it up Karen.

What a absolute plonkence

Plonkence by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020