Plok Plok 

Popular Filipino word which means sex. Basically, a sound that is made when having sexual intercourse. or a invitation to have sex.

Filipino

Oy pare! buti pa sila may ka Plok Plok.
Hey girl, Gusto mo mag Plok Plokan tayo?

Plok Plok by awedadsadwasasd July 22, 2019

Plok plok 

Popular Filipino word that also means a prostitute or a person that loves having sex.

Tingnan mo yung plok plok kung kaibigan
(Look at my plok plok friend)

Plok plok by Rektz August 10, 2019

plok 

A substitute for the "f word".

WHAT THE PLOK?
"Last night I PLOKED a girl so hard, she cried!"Said Bobo.
"Well don't over-plok, you might get a PTD, or Plok-transmitted disease," said Carl.
MUTHA PLOKA!

plok by TristanG April 16, 2008

plok 

Ever-confused, ever-bewildered, ever-baffled, defied by logic - yet forever comforted by self-hallucination.

plok: I can't posess what I don't have? what the hell?!? I'm cool.

plok by Sees right through December 12, 2003

Plok 

v. to cough up a hairball, especially if the creature plokking is a cat.

n. cat puke (from the "plok plok plok ackkk!!!" sound a cat makes while he's doing it.

She: "Ugh!! There's cat plok in my shoe! It's ruined!"

He: "Yeah, I heard the cat plokking a little while ago."

Plok by Pellygirl February 4, 2010

lolly plok

Whenever something is so funny that you can't stop laughing out loud (especially when you find yourselve alone in a public area, bus, train etc.)

Andy: "I got your message when I was on the bus, I couldn't stop laughing."

Hans: Lolly plok!

lolly plok by Ahicart July 23, 2011

Plok 

When you're being fake as shit and won't game with the boys

"Hey bro wanna play some-"
"Nah fuck you, I'm bein' plok today."

Plok by skdfjhysaiodhaskjd September 12, 2019