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Something you say to someone who's about to do something stupid/unfavorable (usually exposing something about you) in a casual manner

A homie: I'm gonna tell the boys about how you punched Sarah
me: please no

please no by DatGooseBoio January 25, 2021

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Please No

please don't approve this i just needed to write something so i could vote on others things cause im bad at tech

please no to voting this, this shouldn't be in urban dictionary

Please No by YeahPleaseNo March 29, 2021

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Please no punterino

Term used by Jimmy Broadbent. Punting in racing terms means the car behind goes into the back of the car in front. Please no punterino is a desperate cry, often heard ahead of the first corner on lap one.

I feel like someone's gonna yeet it up the inside, please no punterino

Please no punterino by Jesiotre October 10, 2019

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Please no johns

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.

Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.

Please no johns by 9dohead October 7, 2020

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Please no johns

It is something to say if someone is making excuses to win an argument or the reason they lost a game.

Person one: Zero suit up b kill's bowser at 70?!!

Reggie: Please no johns.

Please no johns by 9dohead October 7, 2020

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no god please no

No god please no is from the show The Office, as said by Steve Carrell.

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Random Person-NO GOD!!! NO GOD PLEASE NO ! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no god please no by this is the real no. February 29, 2016

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NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What you say when you really don't want something to happen

Person 1: Can I use your toothbrush to clean the floorboards

Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 9, 2021

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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