Playskool

1. One of the most popular brand of "toddler toys".

2. What bored and "3-R's"-weary students secretly wish that their learning-establishment was.

Having your local kindergarten be just a "playskool" might indeed be an enjoyable and "easy-street" situation, but the word itself starkly demonstrates why this would not be a wise or healthy state of being --- proper spelling is important to sane and productive adult life, so the brand-name implies that if you just "play" all the time, you will likely not know how to properly spell "school" or a lot of other words.

Playskool by QuacksO November 2, 2018

Playskool

A Hasbro company (although never occurs to display a byline) and subsidiary of Hasbro that usually makes toys and games for preschoolers and makes usually toys from toy brands by Hasbro.

My baby loves the Playskool Lullaby Gloworm, the Mr. Potato Head toy, and the Transformers robot toy I bought him.

Playskool by CentralAnimator April 29, 2022

playskool

1. A popular brand of toy used by children everywhere.
2. When single parents choose to have their anuses fingered by their child's schoolteacher during their class while the schoolchildren are watching. The participants are usually Butt Pirates, a.k.a. Anal Acrobats or Fudge Packers

Hey teacher, I was wondering if you could show me some playskool.

playskool by Funnyboyyy March 25, 2003

playschool 

1) Terrible children's program that is not only responsible for retarding brain development at an early age but also for opening the doors to other talentless hacks trying to latch onto a mealticket by exploiting children.

2) Too easy. Like turning off a lightswitch. The opposite of trying to get playschool cancelled.

not to be confused with playskool.

1)

a
Playschool is responsible for the western mindset. Without playschool, Nader would have won office. Nader never watched playschool.

b
John's a 38 year old college graduate. He still uses his fingers to count thanks to playschool.

2)

"Woah, how'd you convince Universal to finance a sequel to Battlefield Earth?"

"Playschool, baby"

playschool by dtrax May 22, 2005

Playschool Sodomy 

A certain advert that was banned in the short film The Kid Who Smelt Funny, by david firth.

The poster showed an advertisement for Playschool Sodomy.

Playschool Sodomy by TheauthorofBloodshed! December 1, 2018

Play Skool Drunk 

When a girl gets drunk and acts like a 5 year old

I was at a party and this girl was drunk and acting like she was a little kid that bitch was play skool drunk.

Play Skool Drunk by Eddie D'Hondt February 18, 2009

Playschool 

A 1964 to 1988 British Children's Television Show. Not to be confused with the other Playschools.

Playschool was also replaced with a show similar called Playdays 1988-1997

Playschool by user2242 May 31, 2021