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To be tied up and someone forcing you to read play/musical
That girl was playped by the man forcing her to read Shakespeare.
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platypodes 

platy· podes | \ˈpla-ti-pōdes\

noun, plural

the obscure, but only genuinely correct plural of “platypus” according to both Linnaen taxonomy and rules of pluralization in the Greek language, as “Platypus” is the latinisation of the Ancient_Greek word πλατύπους (platupous), "flat-footed", from πλατύς (platus), "broad, wide, flat" and πούς (pous), "foot”.

Unfortunately, it is almost always eschewed in favor of the absolutely incorrect pseudo-latin term , “platypi”, or the Standard English plural, the vulgar “platypuses”.
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Stephen Hawking: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…

Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?

Stephen Hawking: Of course! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness!

Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
Stephen Hawking: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…

Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?

Stephen Hawking: Of course!! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness, dude!

Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
platypodes by gianni rage November 25, 2018
Having been forced to read Shakespeare against one's will. The act of plaype is seen in the 1986 "film," Wired to Kill. The term was coined by internet celebrity Rich Evans of RedLetterMedia on Best of the Worst.
My English teacher kept wanting me to read Act 4 Scene 5 of Hamlet. I told her I didn't want to, but she kept threatening me and didn't even ask for consent. I was playped.

platypodes 

plural
platy· podes | \ˈpla-ti-pōdes\

the obscure, but only genuinely correct plural of “platypus” according to both Linnaen taxonomy and rules of pluralization in the Greek language, as “Platypus” is the latinisation of the ancient Greek word πλατύπους (platupous), "flat-footed", from πλατύς (platus), "broad, wide, flat" and πούς (pous), "foot”.

Unfortunately, it is almost always eschewed in favor of the absolutely incorrect pseudo-latin term , “platypi”, or the Standard English plural, the vulgar “platypuses”.
Stephan Hawkings: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…

Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?

Stephan Hawkings: Of course! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness!

Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
platypodes by gianni rage November 25, 2018

Playposefully 

To playfully do something a purpose
The little boy playposefully tormented his mother
Playposefully by Lougan August 2, 2020