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Plaxicate 

to do something so dangerously stupid in public where one causes harm to oneself.
That kid riding his skateboard on the guard rails fell on his head. He really plaxicated himself in front of all those onlookers.
Plaxicate by boggler December 18, 2008
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Plaxicate 

To embarrassingly harm oneself by executing poor judgment.
Person A: "I was supposed to give a presentation this morning in front of the board members, but I set my alarm for PM instead of AM."

Person B: "You went and plaxicated yourself, son!"
Plaxicate by Sandrob December 9, 2008
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Plaxicarry 

V. To carry a handgun unsecured and without a holster in one's waistband or pocket, a la Plaxico Burress.
Gangsta A - "Man, did you hear about Tyrell? He accidentally shot himself in the dick last night while he was dancing at the club!"

Gangsta B - "Shit, I told that dumbass not to Plaxicarry anymore! He got what he deserved!"

paxilated 

the zoomy, lightening flash feeling you get when you forget to take your meds for a couple of days.
benj... hey, are you okay? you're acting a little strange today.
david... i'm okay. i forgot to take my meds the last few days and i'm feeling paxilated.
paxilated by daxid December 17, 2008
v. To shoot yourself in the foot i.e. doing something stupid that will cause your demise.

1) After getting away with murder, O.J. sure did manage to plaxico himself.

2) Police officer: "Excuse me sir, is there a reason you ran that red light?"

Joe: "I was too drunk to notice the light had changed"

Police Officer: "It sounds like you just plaxicoed yourself"
Plaxicoed by DickArmy December 17, 2008

plexiate 

A YouTuber who bully’s his best friend Spooky Kasprr
Hey Kasprr what server we playing on?

Is that a Plexiate jerking off?
plexiate by Snowbush April 21, 2019

Paxinated 

When a teacher takes you to their office and rapes you
Timmy got paxinated yesterday
Paxinated by Jimothan May 7, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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