Plaxicate

to do something so dangerously stupid in public where one causes harm to oneself.

That kid riding his skateboard on the guard rails fell on his head. He really plaxicated himself in front of all those onlookers.

by boggler December 18, 2008

Plaxicate

To embarrassingly harm oneself by executing poor judgment.

Person A: "I was supposed to give a presentation this morning in front of the board members, but I set my alarm for PM instead of AM."

Person B: "You went and plaxicated yourself, son!"

by Sandrob December 9, 2008

Plaxicarry

V. To carry a handgun unsecured and without a holster in one's waistband or pocket, a la Plaxico Burress.

Gangsta A - "Man, did you hear about Tyrell? He accidentally shot himself in the dick last night while he was dancing at the club!"

Gangsta B - "Shit, I told that dumbass not to Plaxicarry anymore! He got what he deserved!"

by They call me K-Dub July 6, 2014

paxilated

the zoomy, lightening flash feeling you get when you forget to take your meds for a couple of days.

benj... hey, are you okay? you're acting a little strange today.
david... i'm okay. i forgot to take my meds the last few days and i'm feeling paxilated.

by daxid December 17, 2008

Plaxicoed

v. To shoot yourself in the foot i.e. doing something stupid that will cause your demise.

1) After getting away with murder, O.J. sure did manage to plaxico himself.

2) Police officer: "Excuse me sir, is there a reason you ran that red light?"

Joe: "I was too drunk to notice the light had changed"

Police Officer: "It sounds like you just plaxicoed yourself"

by DickArmy December 17, 2008

plexiate

A YouTuber who bully’s his best friend Spooky Kasprr

Hey Kasprr what server we playing on?

Is that a Plexiate jerking off?

by Snowbush April 21, 2019

Paxinated

When a teacher takes you to their office and rapes you

Timmy got paxinated yesterday

by Jimothan May 7, 2019