Plaxicate
That kid riding his skateboard on the guard rails fell on his head. He really plaxicated himself in front of all those onlookers.
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Plaxicate
To embarrassingly harm oneself by executing poor judgment.
Person A: "I was supposed to give a presentation this morning in front of the board members, but I set my alarm for PM instead of AM."
Person B: "You went and plaxicated yourself, son!"
Person B: "You went and plaxicated yourself, son!"
Related Words
Plaxicate • Plasticate • plasticated • playcate • paxilated • Paxinated • placate • Placated • Placiate • Plagucate
Plaxicarry
V. To carry a handgun unsecured and without a holster in one's waistband or pocket, a la Plaxico Burress.
Gangsta A - "Man, did you hear about Tyrell? He accidentally shot himself in the dick last night while he was dancing at the club!"
Gangsta B - "Shit, I told that dumbass not to Plaxicarry anymore! He got what he deserved!"
Gangsta B - "Shit, I told that dumbass not to Plaxicarry anymore! He got what he deserved!"
Plaxicarry by They call me K-Dub July 6, 2014
paxilated
benj... hey, are you okay? you're acting a little strange today.
david... i'm okay. i forgot to take my meds the last few days and i'm feeling paxilated.
david... i'm okay. i forgot to take my meds the last few days and i'm feeling paxilated.
Plaxicoed
1) After getting away with murder, O.J. sure did manage to plaxico himself.
2) Police officer: "Excuse me sir, is there a reason you ran that red light?"
Joe: "I was too drunk to notice the light had changed"
Police Officer: "It sounds like you just plaxicoed yourself"
2) Police officer: "Excuse me sir, is there a reason you ran that red light?"
Joe: "I was too drunk to notice the light had changed"
Police Officer: "It sounds like you just plaxicoed yourself"