Platypus’s

A fat Fuck that rolls in sand all day and doesn’t pay taxes lil bitch

Mark: you are like a platypus’s

Jim: oy mate don’t say that u lil sand mug

by Spitslayer June 18, 2020

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

Platypus shit

The third degree of bullshit. The heirarchy of bullshit being as follows.

1.) Bullshit (of the standard issue).

2.) Horseshit.

3.) Platypus shit.

In many a case involving secretive cults, the one who emits something deemed as platypus shit is then sentenced to be gang raped by a groupof 23+ Asian she-males

Fredo: two vampires were thirsty for blood and were flying through the sky when they saw Count Dracula with blood in his mouth. So they asked where he got the blood. He said, "Shut up! I flew into a wall." Haha!!!

Alfonzo: Dude, that was platypus shit.

by Bambooboards August 1, 2008

Platypus stain

A person who thinks themselves and their friends are "the shit" but are really quite rude and unliked by everyone except their group.

"You're such a platypus stain."

by notastain April 26, 2010

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

Platypus foot syndrome

When the sock you're wearing is so small or tight on your toes that it makes you feel as if you have webbed toes, like that of a platypus.

"These socks are so small, they're giving me Platypus Foot Syndrome.

by SimbaTheNala July 14, 2016

The Shady Platypus

The Shady Platypus

The Shady Platypus, (Rm 231 LHS) is the home to Mr. Gawlitta's AP and Gen. Psych classes, as well as 2 sections of American Studies. The Shady Platypus also hosts the meetings of the illustrious Floss Club and celebrates PEZ day every Tuesday. As the story goes, Mr.Gawlitta, upon mishearing his daughter pronounce "Perry the platypus", and instead thinking she had said, "The Shady Platypus", decided that The Shady Platypus would be a fantastic name for a cabin. However, Mr.Gawlitta did not posses a cabin. He did however, have a classroom, and so The Shady Platypus was born.

*Phone Rings*
"Hello, Shady Platypus."

"Hi, could you write me a pass?"
"Sure, where are you going?"
"The Shady Platypus."
*Evil Stare*

by IDon'tActuallyFlossGuys... October 22, 2013