Platymoose

A platymoose is a boy who is half platypus and moose. He loves to play video games and watch lots of porn with tentacles. He a very weird boy, yet fun to talk to, unless he is pissed and dose not get his way. At times he is nice, other times a pain in the side. But he a good person, sometimes....

Dude did you talk to platymoose today" "Yea but he an asshole today

Platymoose by Tberry0 July 22, 2011

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Platyposse

A group (or posse) of Platypi. Usually solitary creatures, they call upon each other in times of bandits and bank robbing. Also called upon when damsels are in distress. Obviously Australian.

"Did you see that platyposse in the Outback?"
"Yes! The Melbourne Boys must be in town!"

Platyposse by kaelside June 26, 2015

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Platymoose • Platypooster • Platyposse

Platypooster

a funny and mutch more easy-to-spell way to say platypus.
pronounced: pla-tuh-poo-str

"hey look! it's a platypooster!"

Platypooster by someone, somwhere September 29, 2020

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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