Platymoose

A platymoose is a boy who is half platypus and moose. He loves to play video games and watch lots of porn with tentacles. He a very weird boy, yet fun to talk to, unless he is pissed and dose not get his way. At times he is nice, other times a pain in the side. But he a good person, sometimes....

Dude did you talk to platymoose today" "Yea but he an asshole today

by Tberry0 July 22, 2011

Platyposse

A group (or posse) of Platypi. Usually solitary creatures, they call upon each other in times of bandits and bank robbing. Also called upon when damsels are in distress. Obviously Australian.

"Did you see that platyposse in the Outback?"
"Yes! The Melbourne Boys must be in town!"

by kaelside June 26, 2015

Platypooster

a funny and mutch more easy-to-spell way to say platypus.
pronounced: pla-tuh-poo-str

"hey look! it's a platypooster!"

by someone, somwhere September 29, 2020